Frisky the Snowman: a snowmance novelette
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- Create Date：2023-12-19 14:22:00
- Update Date：2025-09-07
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- Author：Lauren Biel
- ISBN：B0CQ6VY9BS
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Summary
This is a light Lauren Biel romance， but still weird！In winter's embrace， I revel in the snow， sculpting whimsical snowmen that bring joy to my chilly solitude。 But beneath the frosty gaze of winter， an unexpected admirer emerges with an obsession that ignites the season's spice。 As Frisky the Snowman takes on a life of his own， a frosty liaison unfolds， turning a wintry fantasy into a sizzling Christmas affair。Frisky the snowman is a spicy snowmance novelette！ Check out the content warnings on Laurenbiel。com！
Reviews
Ariel
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Suspend your disbelief and enjoy！This is a very very silly （to the point of irresponsible） novelette that is also very very spicy （but niche）。 If you've ever considered sensation play， snow play， snowmen to be sexy， or having carrots put somewhere unreasonable。。。 get this。I received an advance review copy for free， and I am leaving this review voluntarily。 Suspend your disbelief and enjoy！This is a very very silly （to the point of irresponsible） novelette that is also very very spicy （but niche）。 If you've ever considered sensation play， snow play， snowmen to be sexy， or having carrots put somewhere unreasonable。。。 get this。I received an advance review copy for free， and I am leaving this review voluntarily。 。。。more
Imara219
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What what！ ☃️Delightful fun is what this whole read was。 I was laughing but kept reading because hot diggity dog the smut was well done！ This book was a joy to read。 If you ever watched Frosty the Snowman ⛄️and thought "wow， I really wish I could get off on compacted snow by rubbing my lady bits on a frozen carrot" then this is the read for you and if you the myth of Frosty then you know what surprises are in store 😉。 What what！ ☃️Delightful fun is what this whole read was。 I was laughing but kept reading because hot diggity dog the smut was well done！ This book was a joy to read。 If you ever watched Frosty the Snowman ⛄️and thought "wow， I really wish I could get off on compacted snow by rubbing my lady bits on a frozen carrot" then this is the read for you and if you the myth of Frosty then you know what surprises are in store 😉。 。。。more
Darkdirtysmut
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Holy sweet monster carrot！！ This short story has me looking at snowmen and carrots in a whole new manner。 Leave it to Lauren to take a childhood activity and turn it into creating the perfect snowman fantasy。Its quirky and absolutely taboo but was worth the 52 pages。 I don't think I'll ever look at snowmen， carrots， or peppermint without this book popping into my mind。 Holy sweet monster carrot！！ This short story has me looking at snowmen and carrots in a whole new manner。 Leave it to Lauren to take a childhood activity and turn it into creating the perfect snowman fantasy。Its quirky and absolutely taboo but was worth the 52 pages。 I don't think I'll ever look at snowmen， carrots， or peppermint without this book popping into my mind。 。。。more
Lauren Green
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Whoa boy… that escalated quickly 🥕🥕🥕A fun little Winter ☃️ novella。 A quick read and a whole new take on “Frisky” the snowman。
Pinkitnl
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3，5/5 ⭐️A novella about snowman smut :-）
Jazymine Doherty
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First thoughts… YIKES…。 Second thoughts why is this actually good？？？ It was a fun little short story for Christmas time！ You like smut and random stuff this is totally your jam！ If not don’t read you’ll hate it 🤣
Xtina Reads
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Dual carrot penetration and peppermint jizz！！！This was so silly and fun！ 🥕 ⛄️
Idalis Larson
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It's definitely snowman smut。 Bad reviews for it I feel like are going to be from the folks who may need a carrot where their stick is。 If it weren't Lauren， wouldn't have read it。 But here's to you， Lauren。 Thanks for the holiday smut。 Even if "in Summer" by Olaf played in my head the last chapter or two 🤣 Do we get a fun Easter bunny next？ It's definitely snowman smut。 Bad reviews for it I feel like are going to be from the folks who may need a carrot where their stick is。 If it weren't Lauren， wouldn't have read it。 But here's to you， Lauren。 Thanks for the holiday smut。 Even if "in Summer" by Olaf played in my head the last chapter or two 🤣 Do we get a fun Easter bunny next？ 。。。more
Darlene I read WAY to many books
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Hahaha I'll be honest this was top strange books I read in 2023！ And I'll keep it simple and short because you should read it just for fun。 It'd about Holly and her Frisky snowman。。。 that's all I'm giving youNo cheating， sexy times， no virginsRecommend-yesCover-⭐️⭐️⭐️Heat level-🌶🌶🌶InstalovePraise kinkCarrots for useMurderDping Voyagerism HeaEpilogue Hahaha I'll be honest this was top strange books I read in 2023！ And I'll keep it simple and short because you should read it just for fun。 It'd about Holly and her Frisky snowman。。。 that's all I'm giving youNo cheating， sexy times， no virginsRecommend-yesCover-⭐️⭐️⭐️Heat level-🌶🌶🌶InstalovePraise kinkCarrots for useMurderDping Voyagerism HeaEpilogue 。。。more
Holliesbooksandbooze
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Ya know …if she writes it I’ll read it。 I was not expecting what I got and you know what this was frisky 😉 and a quirky out there holiday read。 If you like monster romance you’ll love this！
Sabrina
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I don’t know how Lauren Biel manages to shock me with every time she writes a new book but she’s done it again。 This was an interesting and different type of read for me。 It’s like a dirty spin on Frosty the Snowman chock full of spice and plenty of unexpected surprises。
Jessica Looman
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I will not yuck ya’lls yum。 I will also stop reading these 🙈
Allison Johnson
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Oh boy…
Tanya Lynn
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I liked the original idea。 And the vegetables。 Great holiday story。
Kayla’s Book Binge
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I wonder if she would get off to the frostbite on her punani？ 🤔 There’s pillows， doors， paper clips， gingerbread men so why tf would there NOT be snowmen？ 😂But really it was fun， it was crazy， it was dirty so Merry Christmas all you filthy animals ⛄️🥕
Ashley
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A Christmas novella with all the Lauren Biel weirdness。 Say less。 The short story of Frisky and His Snow Princess had me cackling from start to finish。 I loved it。 Was just the giggles I needed。 Now to add more Food to list of things I question thanks to Lauren 😂
Kirsten | Bookish。kir
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Curiosity gets me again and I am not even mad about it。 Haha。 This was a fun， interesting， short read at just 50ish pages。 If you're looking for anything more than 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘯， you won't find it here。 𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱。 𝗠𝘆 𝗯𝗶𝗴， 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲-𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸。“𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲。 𝗜’𝗺 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳。 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝘀𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝘂𝗻， 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰。” Curiosity gets me again and I am not even mad about it。 Haha。 This was a fun， interesting， short read at just 50ish pages。 If you're looking for anything more than 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘯， you won't find it here。 𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱。 𝗠𝘆 𝗯𝗶𝗴， 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲-𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸。“𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲。 𝗜’𝗺 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳。 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝘀𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝘂𝗻， 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰。” 。。。more
Romantically Inclined Reviews
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What in the fuck
Christy Davisson
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This was a quick little dirty snowman read。 If you're into snow play and vegetables then you are in luck this book is definitely for you LOL。 Leave it to Lauren Biel to provide a quick dirty read that leaves you looking at Frosty the Snowman in a new light now lol。 Also carrots。。。 IYKYK LOL。 Holly really likes her veggies and apparently extremely large girthy carrots so of course her snowman Frisky can't be lacking once she gets him all rolled out。 Once Holly has her fun with Frisky she goes abo This was a quick little dirty snowman read。 If you're into snow play and vegetables then you are in luck this book is definitely for you LOL。 Leave it to Lauren Biel to provide a quick dirty read that leaves you looking at Frosty the Snowman in a new light now lol。 Also carrots。。。 IYKYK LOL。 Holly really likes her veggies and apparently extremely large girthy carrots so of course her snowman Frisky can't be lacking once she gets him all rolled out。 Once Holly has her fun with Frisky she goes about her night without any other worry until she notices he's been moved。 Now she is questioning if someone is watching her。 After bringing home a guy who becomes a little too aggressive Holly is met with her new protector called F。 These two have their naughty fun but when Holly learns F is really Frisky she can't believe her luck。 Frisky awakens with the sensations of Holly's naughty fun she had with him prior。 He can't move just yet but really wants to please Holly。 Now this is where the hat comes into play it gives him the ability to transform into a human but he still has his girthy orange carrot lodged between his legs。 Feeling insecure about his orange friend below he tries to hide it from Holly once he shows her he's real and only wants to please his snow princess these two have their spicy fun。 So if you want something that is a quick naughty fun read then you will wanna grab this one。 It's unique and brings some crazy spice with it。 Get ready to meet Frosty's new counterpart naughty Frisky LOL。 。。。more
buket
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now before you judge me i want to remind that some of you were reading about doors and pillows so😌⛄️look Holly， i know everyone has different kinks but ice and carrots？ go girl what can i say🫣 she creates herself the perfect snowman for getting frisky 🤪 and let me tell you she LOVES that snowman。 and obviously that snowman has peppermint aroma😋Frisky i mean the snowman turns into a man with a carrot dick 🥕 and his pov was emotional？ like i can feel his love🤚🏻 ngl this adorable snowman deserves e now before you judge me i want to remind that some of you were reading about doors and pillows so😌⛄️look Holly， i know everyone has different kinks but ice and carrots？ go girl what can i say🫣 she creates herself the perfect snowman for getting frisky 🤪 and let me tell you she LOVES that snowman。 and obviously that snowman has peppermint aroma😋Frisky i mean the snowman turns into a man with a carrot dick 🥕 and his pov was emotional？ like i can feel his love🤚🏻 ngl this adorable snowman deserves everything “I’m cold！” I shout before I kiss her。 “And I’m human！” the answer is no🫣 her erotic snowman building scarred me for life🤡 。。。more
Mandy Robitaille
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Lauren Biel is one of my fav insta-read authors。 A quick smutty novella about a girl banging her snowman who comes to life？ Sign me up 🤣 This was hilarious and naughty - fun silly read to get you in the holiday spirit！
ubarna
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keep scrolling。 you didn’t see this。
Jessica {Litnoob}
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DNF， I absolutely could not。 I tried because why not but now I know why not。
Lori Rivera
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Loved this Christmas SweetnessDefinitely different from Lauren Biel but so deliciously devilish！ I loved the smut and loved the thought put into this Christmas short。
Kari Lott
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This book was a really quick read。 I mean， less than an hour at work in between dealing with customers。 It is definitely different from other romances you read。 I like reading。。。 imaginative or humorous spicy books。 It ended the way I hoped and not the way I figured it would。 I really can't wait to read more books by Lauren Biel。 With a few words she was able to convey so much！ This book was a really quick read。 I mean， less than an hour at work in between dealing with customers。 It is definitely different from other romances you read。 I like reading。。。 imaginative or humorous spicy books。 It ended the way I hoped and not the way I figured it would。 I really can't wait to read more books by Lauren Biel。 With a few words she was able to convey so much！ 。。。more
María
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What to Expect:• What tf did I just read？ 😳• FMC f**ks a snow man （yep， a literal snowman。 That she made。 From the snow。）• Bit of Christmas magic• Somnophilia • Exhibitionism• Bondage• Temperature play• Makeshift snow dịldọ• 🍑 play• Spitting • MMC with a carrot c*ck and peppermint scented。。。 'liquids'？ What to Expect:• What tf did I just read？ 😳• FMC f**ks a snow man （yep， a literal snowman。 That she made。 From the snow。）• Bit of Christmas magic• Somnophilia • Exhibitionism• Bondage• Temperature play• Makeshift snow dịldọ• 🍑 play• Spitting • MMC with a carrot c*ck and peppermint scented。。。 'liquids'？ 。。。more
Ari Gomez
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At first I was ooooh man what is this going to be like 😅😅🫣。 At first I was like okayyy this girl is girl is crazy for carrots 🥕。ummmm then it because a really good cute spicey as hellll story between these two 😱❤️🔥。 I actually enjoyed this little story lol I loved it ！ Didn’t think I would lol 😄🤪👏🏼👏🏼
Lisa
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snowman and carrot c*ckLauren，What in the ever loving f did you put in this？！？ The way I cackled and made “am I into this？” faces。The way Frisky loves Holly and is willing to do anything for her。 This little novelette was absolutely entertaining！！！
Sammy Standing
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This is definitely a bizarre story but I was absolutely here for it。I have been wanting to read this author for a long time now， and this just happens to be the first one I have read。 It is a very quick read， I found myself laughing through a fair bit of this book。 I thoroughly enjoyed this story。
Callie Kakascik
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